Praise of the Cheese

What our followers are saying

Jinglehoppen Smith
the Cheese has set me free and showed me the way

Jinglehoppen Smith

Cheese Devout

Man
We are not a cult, only listen to what the Cheese says

Man

Priest of Cheese

C̷̛̗̮̫̠͙͍̺̙̭̪̽̎̒̒͂̿̈́́̅͌̚͠͠ͅḨ̴̙̺̫͚̯̟̓̃̔̓͊̃̓́͋̇̕̚͝É̵͕̩̘̹̪͔̯̙͂E̵̢̡͇̜̬̟͈̲͚̗̖͇̹̻͝Ş̵̱͐̎͋͋͘͝ͅȨ̸̦̈́͋͆̍̽̀̔̿͋̃͘͝ ̸̧̻͖͗̏̂͗͠
Ẃ̴̰͍̘̰̬͕̹͎͙͂̓̎̋̀̀̀̓̊̔̚̚͜E̷̢̧̺̩͔͉̖̣̙̱̳̥͓͔̔̅̿͆̑̃́̆̉͒̇̀͒̇͘͜ ̵̛̛̛̗̈̂̔̆̽̈́̔̔̐̓̚̕Â̶̛͔̰̭̲͎͑̂̀͐̑͗́̈̈́̿̚̕͜͝Ṛ̷̠̈E̶̤̯̳͍̞̬̗̪̖͔̹̬̜͋̋͂͘̕͝͝ ̶̲̫̣̗̖̥̳̄̋̆̃̀̂͌̎̓͋̅̂C̵̯̖̙̗̗̏͛̅͒̽͒ͅH̸̢̻͚̯͓̣̼̒̆̔̔̀́̎Ě̵̡̘̟͇̻͍̰͇̘̺̗̝̍̏̍͒̔̏͠Ẻ̵̩͇͓͍͖̫͕̠͚͉̇͑͊͗͐̽͐͝S̷̛̞̙͊̓̅̐́̈́̆͑̉͜͝Ḛ̴̢̬̥̠̙̥̿̂͛̑̆͋̆͝͠

C̷̛̗̮̫̠͙͍̺̙̭̪̽̎̒̒͂̿̈́́̅͌̚͠͠ͅḨ̴̙̺̫͚̯̟̓̃̔̓͊̃̓́͋̇̕̚͝É̵͕̩̘̹̪͔̯̙͂E̵̢̡͇̜̬̟͈̲͚̗̖͇̹̻͝Ş̵̱͐̎͋͋͘͝ͅȨ̸̦̈́͋͆̍̽̀̔̿͋̃͘͝ ̸̧̻͖͗̏̂͗͠

C̵̛̼̓̇͛H̶͎͕̬͚͇͎̣͖̩̖̍̊͛̌͒̔̊̈̽͗̋̅͜͝͠͝É̸͇̫͈̫̟̺̬̯͙͙͕̩̘͙̆̃͌̃̈́͑̌͐̊̚͝Ë̸͔̠͈̪̟͖̦͎̦͔̦̫͇̈͛̽́̆͌̂̈́͊̋̿Ṡ̶̡̜̤̦̝̬͔͉̐͐̈́̾́͒̆̌̊̑͜Ȅ̵̢͔̞͔͓̖͐̀̆̏̓